Monday, October 13, 2008

Four More Things That Annoy Me

To keep the topic rolling, I give to you another four things that suck with one bonus thing that sucks from reader Andrew:

1. Loud Motorcycles
There should be a law passed that outlaws those extremely loud motorcycles. You know which ones I'm talking about. The motorcycles that wake you up when the drive by your home at 3 AM. The ones that have the decibel load of giant 777 Boeing Jet. The ones usually driven by some guy wearing leather chaps and a headband who things he looks really, really tough (though, in all reality, he looks really, really gay). Those motorcycles. They suck.

2. Merged Celebrity Couple Names
Bennifer. Bragelina. Come on people. These are actors. Not amoebas that eventually bind and permanently merge with one another. Lay off the stupid name shortcuts. And while you're at it, stop talking about them all together. Because none of us really cares! I have a name for all the people who create and use these celebrity couple names: dumbiot.

3. Guys Who Wear Their Sunglasses Backwards on their Head
Nothing says "I'm a douche bag" more than wearing your sunglasses backwards on your head when you go indoors. Plus, it's quite confusing. I can't tell if you're coming or going, but just the site of this ridiculously placed accessory makes me wish for the later.

4. Road Construction (by Andrew)
Why does it seem like the roads are always under construction? I understand there are a lot of roads and they have to get old eventually, but why does it seem like the same stretches of highway are constantly under construction? In this modern time of hybrid vehicles and nuclear power plants we have yet to figure out the road making technology that lasts more than 3 years?

Do you have a thing that sucks that you'd like to share? If so, reply to this post and it will make the next list.

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